2 Easy Steps to Weed Out Batshit-Crazy Women

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When it comes to women, there is one rule you must follow if you want to live a happy and peaceful life:

Avoid batshit-crazy women at all costs!

Do not marry them.

Do not sleep with them.

Do not live with them.

Do not even talk to them.

Break this rule and you’ll live to regret it.

Now you may ask, “Alex, how can I avoid batshit-crazy women at all cost? How can I tell who they are?”

Well, my friend, I’m glad you asked. Here is an easy, 2-step formula to weed them out. Take notes, ‘cuz this is good stuff. Bookmark this page. When you meet a new girl that you like, refer to this article and follow the instructions …

Step #1 – Show a Girl This Video

So here’s the background story according to Gawker:

According to Jim, this is how his 30-year-old wife acts “when she does not get her way.”

In this particular instance, she wanted to go to the lake (which was really “more of a crick”), but Jim had already earmarked his weekend for household chores and car maintenance.

Commence hissy fit.

In the YouTube video’s description, Jim says this “is not the first time this has happened,” but it was apparently the last.

After dealing with her drinking problems (“she is on probation for a DUI”), trying to patch things up through marriage counseling (“she showed up 10 minutes late and left”), and suffering in silence while she repeatedly tried “to convince all of her friends that I was always yelling and cussing,” Jim decided to call it a day.

He filed this follow-up a short while ago, after being asked if he had promised his wife a trip to the lake:

Didn’t promise anything at all. In fact, I had worked 60 hours that week and told her all week that saturday was my day to get stuff done around the house. But as usual she threw a fit about it. She has broken doors off the jambs at our house…That was the last day I lived in our house. I have moved out and filed a restraining order against her.

Jim says he knew it was truly over when his wife defriended him on Facebook.

Step #2 – Ask Her What She Thinks

Let’s see the different ways women may think. Here are real comments from Right This Minute, so you know I’m not making any of these up. Let’s deconstruct them to see which of the responses are acceptable (sane) and which are not acceptable (insane).

Good Responses

If she responds like these women, she passes the test. You may allow her into your life.

Kristina Dimmitt said:

Right this minute… It’s nice that you did a follow up to make sure her leg wasn’t being severed. When I saw you had an explanation I was intrigued. However NOTHING excuses that type of reaction. Anyone that thinks this guy did something is obviously smoking from the same crazy pipe as her. Shame on her she should be embarrassed.

Look at how Kristina does not pass the blame to someone else: “NOTHING excuses that type of reaction.” Good response.

Sarah Gwillim said:

I completely believe that he told her his plans and she had it in her head that she could get him to change his mind. Whether he provoked her or not, that behavior is totally unacceptable. She tries to blame it on an anxiety attack, but that is NOT what an anxiety attack looks like. Why didn’t she just go on the boat without him if it was so important to her? Can they not do their own thing?

See how Sarah offers a logical alternative to throwing a hissy fitt: “Why didn’t she just go on the boat without him if it was so important to her? Can they not do their own thing?” Good response.

Lisset Gutierrez

The number of women sticking up for this crazy broad is sickening. Provoked?! Screams like that are only justified in the case of Saw II-like amputations and/or the witnessing of a murder…thats pretty much it. This is not the way a normal, functioning adult reacts to not getting to enjoy their recreation activity of choice. This poor guy probably had to tape it because no one would believe he wasnt exaggerating, and posting it was just sweet sweet revenge.
Take note guys: The crazy ones might be great in bed, but you dont marry them!!

Witness how Lisset realizes that stick up for this crazy women is … well, crazy! And she also provides solid advice for any man: “The crazy ones might be great in bed, but you dont marry them!!” Good response.

Bad Responses

If the girl responds like these women, she fails the test. Get rid of her from you life, because she’s only trouble …

Melanie White said:

James Mongiat is like the Bully in class who would quietly do something mean to get you in trouble with the teacher, and then smile like an angel. He is pathologically sadistic. He said he KNEW she would react like this to his ruining the day, so why did he provoke her?? He obviously has provoked her many times before.

He methodically constantly changes plans at the last minute on her for NO good reason, driving her to madness, as he calmly mocks her.

Look how he just calmly disregards her, states that yet again they would not be using the expensive boat she had helped buy, and ruin yet again her only day off, so he could ” get an oil change”. Sick dude. He kept changing the reason, giving no good reason which was what drove her to madness. He isn’t her FATHER, this is his WIFE, yet he diminishes her to a piece of dust who has no say in anything. She just imploded.

Look at how Melanie instantly jumps to a conclusion that the guy in the video must be the bully — because he acts like an adult. She is the type of woman who blames the guy for anything. I have a strong suspicion that this fabulous girl is still single. Any takers? Bad response.

Mindy Layton Kapeller said:

Whitney said he had PROMISED to take her and some friends to the lake THAT day, they got into an argument and HE “decided” to put the skids on going to the lake; and on the video he makes it look like he never PROMISED her and that they didn’t have those plans. He makes it look like the idea just came up and he had to be responsible and take care of the truck and chores! When in reality they had made plans to go to the lake that day, he PROMISED and because they get in an argument and HE gets mad, he wanted to “get back at her” and refuse to go to the lake then taped her reaction knowing full well she would be upset and disappointed that he squashed their plans. He’s controlling and despicable in my opinion. She has also said that the boat/lake has been a source of tension in their marriage as he ALWAYS holds the decision to go or not go over her head like a bully, as what happened once again THAT day!! It’s like if she doesn’t tow the line, if she disagrees with him, he “punishes” her by taking the boat/lake away from her! What a controlling tool!! SHE has filed for DIVORCE and I say, “Good for her!!”

To Mindy, acting like a 2-year old is ok if it is the guy’s fault. Of course, the blame always falls on the guy. Notice how she does not come up with alternative ways for the girl to get her own butt to the lake. (Whatever happened to girl power?) And notice how Mindy totally disregarded the guy’s version of the story, and kept capitalizing the word “promised.” Well, I PROMISE that whoever ends up with Mindy will regret it. Bad response.

Kris Chester said:

Yeah, I think that he will probably do the same thing to the next girlfriend/partner/wife. This is probably not the first time he has done this, and not the first time he has brainwashed people to believe him. There is a reason why domestic abuse flourishes – the abuser is skilled at gaining allies. He is calm, charming, intelligent, and oh-so-victimized. She is crazy, insane, mental, etc. Classic case. She may or may not marry again, but if she marries the right person, there is no way she will behave like that. That is not the behavior of a spoiled brat, that is the behavior of a traumatized person, at the end of her tether, who is driven to insanity. The policemen, lawyers, psychiatrists have all seen this dynamic before.

Witness how Kris puts the blame entirely on the guy. Uploading a video of a girl with a child-like temper tantrum means “brainwashing” people. And of course, it must be domestic abuse because he is remaining calm like an adult. She also thinks that the girl in the video will not behave like that if she met the right guy. I bet Kris is still waiting on her Price Charming. Bad response.

Don’t Be Like Jc Briggs

That’s it! In 2 easy steps, you can weed out crazy women, feminists, cat ladies, forever-alone spinsters, and women who will wreck your life if you get too close.

Remember …

Think with your big head, not your little one. If you marry crazy, or if you even have kids with her, say goodbye to a good and peaceful life. So remember the cardinal rule of having women in your life:

Avoid batshit-crazy women at all costs!

There is absolutely no excuse for this …

Batshit-Crazy Woman

Avoid women like her at all costs!

Don’t be like Jc Biggs:

I think someone should get me her number. Her husband obviously dont give her what she needs and finally had enough. Hey chica.. Im ready to go to the lake right now. HMU

Peace out, cub scout.

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Comments

  1. Great post Alex
    Unfortunately this thing happens to many of us these days. He’ll I could tell you some stories of some real wackos that have crossed my path. We as men have to realize that just because a woman is physically beautiful on the outside she could totally all fucked up on the inside. There are women out there who think they could do no wrong that if something is messed up in the relationship then it’s the man’s fault.

    Women have to understand that they are not perfect little flowers that can do no wrong. There are some who know that they are not perfect but they do not out number those who have a superiority complex.

    My advice to you single guys out there is this take your time! If you see a pretty face with a big ass proceed with caution. Cause she could be a praying mantis in hiding and we all know what happens to the male after they fuck!

    Later

  2. This is another test but I’m yet to try it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAJdqzRM6Dw

    From Chazz Palmentieri’s “A Bronx Tale”:

    “Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.”

    “Just like that?”

    “Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she’s a selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.”
    Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

    • I heard of this one before.

      To be honest, I don’t think I can pass the test myself. Maybe I’m selfish, or lazy.

  3. Bob Smith says:

    Wow! That video took me way back to my childhood. It reminded me of my stepmom. She was really beautiful on the outside, but ugly on the inside. And…she was batshit insane. My dad had a knack for picking up gorgeous women, but he wasn’t so great in judging their character.
    To anyone reading this, don’t ever, EVER, promise anything to anybody. I can’t, for the life of me, see any benefit of a promise. In fact, a promise, by its very nature is designed to hold you down. If you must assure someone, say something like “We’ll see how it goes.” Leave yourself some wiggle room.

  4. WRONG. The correct response is, we don’t f’n know the complete story from the outside looking in. You REALLY think this was about a “lake”? We don’t know how many thousands of times something like this went on with them, and this was her breaking point after the first breaking point. Relationships are rarely just one person at fault. She does sound batshit crazy, but he sounds just as crazy like some autistic clueless robot who doesn’t diagnose what her root issue is. But I already know there’s no trust, if he can secretly film her and then post it. Who knows if he did that the entire relationship, where his dumbass thinks it’s ACTUALLY about the lake and nothing else. The correct response is, be slow to judge from the outside ’cause I can tell you, no one REALLY knows what goes on their relationship. And what do you do when you’re already 15 yrs in and the broad reveals she’s nuts? These situations are easy to talk about from the outside looking in but not vice versa when there’s years or decades of time with one person.

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